I confess

  • I started drooling in my sleep… must be deep sleeping induced
  • I just learned you can throw up through your nose… wow!  Not Me, my son!
  • I joined the mile high club… I pumped at 10,000+ feet!
  • I want to get in bikini shape by May but have only done 2 days of the 30 day Shred… and I know that’s not how it works.
  • I am not embarrassed walking out of the house with my hair a mess and no make up on… but when my eyebrows are not neatly groomed… I want to hide in a closet.
  • I am terrible with finances — it’s amazing my husband doesn’t divorce me just on that one reason.
  • There is more junk food in my house than real food… that I would actually eat.
  • I have already planned my DD’s birthday party and have the invitations already printed, addressed and stamped.  Her birthday isn’t until the end of June.
  • I do a pretty good impression of being organized.
  • I do think my life would be a whole lot easier if I was a millionaire… okay more like a billionaire.