Conned by a 3 and a half year old.

As I was nursing the infant late one night I realized that the toddler was still up.

I turned to the husband and asked, “why is [toddler] still up?”

He says to me ever so proudly, “She wanted to read a book.”

Without batting an eye, I turn to him again and said, “But she doesn’t know how to read.”

His response, “Oh.”